2009/10/19

A bikini-clad Britney Spears has revealed how the United States

Britney Spears pitches to be US President - in a bikini



A bikini-clad Britney Spears has revealed how the United States would be run if she were made President.
The pop princess wore an eye-popping bikini and a red flower in her hair to deliver her manifesto which included 'free pie for everybody' and a 'nightclub on the moon'.



But Britney, 27, will not be giving Barack Obama a run for her money any time soon.
The Circus star was appearing on David Letteran's Late Show as a guest presenter of the Top Ten List, and seemed more keen to show off her newly toned body and honed abs than run an election campaign.


The singer read out the 'Top Ten ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were President'.
As the pre-recorded tape played, Letterman joked 'Woah! Think about that' and joked about how often she switched from hip to hip as she performed the piece.




Her list read:

10. I'd be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like [Mexican holiday resort town] Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy.'
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.


After performing her Circus stage show across Europe, she has taken the last week to spend time at the pool in Los Angeles with sons Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two - where she was spotted wearing three different bikinis.

She heads to Canada tomorrow for the start of her next tour leg. Next week she takes her show to New York for three nights at Madison Square Garden. She finishes her tour in Australia in November.

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